New from the JazzMando Merchandise Center:
The JazzMando Logo Aspen Polar Fleece Headband/Earmuff
Midwest, Northeast recover from storm; heavy snow and winds knock out power and ground flights.
 Northern lattitude natives hunkering down for Winter's worst, this one is for you. If your M.A.S. budget has put you in that awkward position of prioritizing, (Hmm... Gas bill, new mandolin... Groceries, new mandolin...), we've got a great option for keeping warm this winter, the new JazzMando Aspen Logo Polar Fleece Headband/Earmuff.
It's bad enough dealing with frozen fingers; perish the thought you should have to deal with a cold head...
Though "Bad Hair Day" is but a distant memory for the follicle-challenged site administrator, he remembers well the 80's December Dilemma: mess up the freshly moused perm or suffer forehead numbness. JazzMando Research assistants have developed this special blend of polar fleece with stretch tension at key nodal points to keep the ears and head warm, but "'do" neat.
Easily folded into the pocket, the Aspen Polar Fleece Headband/earmuff is a convenient solution to demands of cold weather. Carry this around all the time in your parka, quickly remove for use in temperature extremes, and collapse nicely into the pocket when back inside again. It follows you and keeps you warm when you need it and hides nicely when you don't. Large flaps cover the ears where others won't (Dumbo would be content...), and the washable fleece material rests comfortably snug against the skin. A "must have" for skiing, sledding, and putting up (or tearing down) Christmas lights, and pushing snowbound Buicks out of the ditch .
Special website signature logo painstakingly stitched in key strategic area, this band not only saves your ears (for hearing those m7b5 chords), but stimulates cerebral nodal areas for quick key-change analysis during complicated Charlie Parker chromatic passages. (You were thinking the changes to "Donna Lee" at the bus stop the other day, weren't you?)
GREAT FOR SKIING! SHOVELING SNOW! POLAR BEAR CLUB SWIMMIN'!!
Take your mother's advice; wear clean underwear (always) and don't be caught in the cold shoveling snow, shooshing slopes, or just running to the corner store for your Schnapps and Cocoa this winter without this. Pick up a Headband/Earmuff for you and your friends and family today!
Buy several to give as presents! Help support JazzMando.com!
Featured above is the sensationally fat sounding vintage Junior Deluxe and its designer/builder, Joel Eckhaus of Earnest instruments. Joel credits a warm brain for the great success he enjoys as builder of some of the most innovative sought-after electric mandolins, ukes, and tenor guitars in the world.
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Price with shipping: $7.50 (International orders add $7.00)
Order ONE Polar Fleece JazzMando Headband
Spread the love & share the warmth with your friends!
Buy 2 and get the 3rd one free! ($15.00)
Order THREE"Spread the Love" Polar Fleece JazzMando Headbands
J. Walser--Cooler heads prevail? Proof not...
Operators are standing up...
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About the JazzMando Merchandise Center:
Products offered in our Merchandise area are for the benefit of promoting the art of jazz mandolin. All profits are redirected into developing artists, underwriting and supporting concerts, and encouraging the proliferation of jazz mandolin pedagogy. Consider a purchase in the center an opportunity to help this cause and give to the ever expanding community of this art.
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